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Big Hits Grease XXX & Not the Wizard of Oz XXX Lead the Way
 
(Hollywood, CA) Adult movie creator Will Ryder and his production label X-Play have had a huge 2013 and are recognized with 39 XBiz award nominations for instant classics including Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, Grease XXX, Not South Park XXX, Love Boat XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Goes to College but what pleases the veteran director the most is seeing his actors and crew bask in the award nominations spotlight.

"Say what you want about awards shows but I love going to them and I'm so proud of the effort, commitment and performances of our casts and the dedication of our crew which resulted in what many feel are the most entertaining adult movies of the year," Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

"Earning this many award nominations doesn't happen by accident so I salute our cast and crew and I thank them from the bottom of my heart because without dedication you have mediocrity and that just doesn’t cut it if you want to stand at the top of the pack. I want to thank everybody at XBiz for the fantastic recognition of our cast members and of our movies which were quite out of the ordinary this year," Ryder offered." 

With a string of spectacular hit projects, Ryder has cemented his position as one of porn history's most creative figures and this year has blazed a trail that might be his best ever. Check out some of the spectacular performances from X-Play's biggest movies this year including the trailer from the Grease XXX from Adam & Eve Pictures on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1bcz2PmTg

Breaking completely out of the porn box resulted in Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, a fast-paced musical parody of the classic 1939 Judy Garland classic.  The high gloss big-budget spoof of the Wizard of Oz XXX is quite possibly the most daring and most entertaining adult movie of the year.  If you see only one porn movie this year check it out. YouTube http://youtu.be/2E1Eh0R9tl8 

A naughty spoof of South Park transformed Kyle, Cartman, Stan and Kenny into incompetent junior college students.  Receiving rave reviews, Not South Park XXX shocked many but became one of the most successful adult movies of the year.  With filthy musical songs, be warned if you view the not-so-safe-for-work trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhaqzGT1z5Y

Earlier this summer, Ryder and his X-Play production company wrote, directed and produced the hilarious sex comedy Love Boat XXX a Parody for Adam & Eve Pictures.  You can hear Ryder sing the theme song on the movie's funny trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJPHzYu4jk and see adult movie actors become the characters from the popular TV show. 


The modern porn parody revolution started with Not the Bradys XXX and this year a fifth volume was released called Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Goes to College.  Check out the funny and sexy trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVCIGVrq9I

"It takes a dedicated team effort to truly compete and create porn movie magic and we asked a lot of our cast this year and they delivered some unbelievable performances and some wonderfully entertaining movies," Ryder concluded.

The 2014 XBIZ Awards show is scheduled to take place on Jan. 24th, 2014 at the Century Plaza Hotel in Century City, CA. For more information, visit: http://www.xbizawards.com

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For wholesale DVD orders of Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, Not South Park XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia goes to College contact Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 818 435-1602 fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com

For wholesale Adam & Eve DVD Sales of Grease XXX and Love Boat XXX contact Ryan Thomas 888.416.6130 rthomas@adameve.com   

For worldwide broadcast licensing of all these movies contact Peter Reynolds at Plaid Bag Media. peter@plaidbagmedia.com 818.332.2275 ext 701

Disclaimers:

Grease XXX a Parody is not sponsored, endorsed or affiliated with Grease the movie or stage musical, Paramount Pictures, Allan Carr Productions, Robert Stigwood's RSO, director Randal Kleiser, Jim Jacobs, Warren Casey, Bronte Woodard, John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John or any distributors, actors, producers or their assignees. Check out Adam & Eve's website for Grease XXX a parody www.adameve.com/t-grease-xxx-movie.aspx


Love Boat XXX A Parody is not endorsed or sponsored by ABC Television, Aaron Spelling Productions, Douglas S. Cramer, Jeraldine Saunders, Carnival Cruise Lines, Princess Cruises, Royal Viking Cruise Lines, The Pacific Princess, Royal Viking Sky, Gavin MacLeod, Bernie Kopell, Fred Grandy, Ted Lange, Lauren Tewes, Jill Whelan or any actor, writer, producer, director, ship, tug boat or their estates or assignees.


Not South Park XXX is a parody! Comedy Central, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, MTV Networks, Tribune Entertainment, Rhino, Parker-Stone Studios their writers/producers, their assignees did not make this movie.  A few of them really like it but they didn't make it.


 
 
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(Hollywood, CA) TMZ has weighed in on the Three Stooges porn parody legal battle between Will Ryder Productions and the Three Stooges license holders with a story that appeared today on www.tmz.com  The article can be found at http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/17/three-stooges-porn-parody-threatened/

It seems that C3 Entertainment, the company that owns the licensing rights to The Three Stooges comedy team is furious that adult movie director Will Ryder is releasing a porn parody called Not the Three Stooges XXX which will hit stores next week and is threatening a heavy lawsuit that could alter the landscape of parody nationwide.  Legal analysts including the law department from NBC Television are weighing in and requesting copies of the movie for review.

“We are very concerned since we tend to do a lot of parody skits on SNL and are keeping one eye on this situation because it could severely alter what we do here at NBC,” stated attorney Don Middlesex who is a graduate of the Columbia School of Law and is also the senior law advisor for Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.    

Attorney Michael Fattorosi has been retained to represent Will Ryder Productions and sees firm precedent that his client is operating in full compliance within the law even though the other side is calling Ryder’s actions BS.    

“"We requested that they carefully review the cited cases and carefully consider their promised course of action. Any attempt by them to restrict my client’s protected First Amendment rights will be met with swift opposition by way of a motion under California Code of Civil Procedure Section 425.16, and if necessary a Motion for Summary Judgment in the Central District,” roared Fattorosi who is an Italian from New Jersey.

Harvard law professor Richard Holderbrook stated, “This will be an interesting case because the actors in not the stooges look awfully good especially Curly in the photo where Moe takes the table saw to Larry’s head but I think parody in this form is well protected and I can’t wait to see the movie.”

The implications of this potential suit reach far and wide especially with the mainstream Three Stooges movie in theaters nationwide and many in porn valley are looking closely at the evolving situation but one producer is not concerned.
  
“We don’t do parodies, we only do real porn,” stated Jules Jordan who has avoided parodies but not lawsuits.

“I’ve never had so many requests for DVDs and our sales orders are growing each day,” Ryder said from his office at Hollywood & Vine. 

Peter Farrelly of the famous Farrelly Brothers duo that includes his brother Bobby was basking in the glow of an impressive opening week at the box office for the 20th Century Fox release The Three Stooges when he was informed of the porn parody.

“I hope they sue the pants off of those perverts.  I’m sure the girls’ pants will be off even without a lawsuit.”

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

“Come on now, would the real Three Stooges be out of work and have a ten person sex orgy?  Of course not,” Ryder concluded. 

The spoof stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by AVN Director of the Year Will Ryder.

For wholesale DVD sales of this porn parody contact:
Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com


 
 
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Not the Three Stooges XXX Steps into the Spotlight as Key Art is Unveiled

(Hollywood, CA) With the DVD release of Not the Three Stooges coming soon, adult movie director Will Ryder has finally unveiled some of the key artwork that will accompany his brand new parody.  Set in the late 1930s, the two hour movie is a classic parody of the popular comedy act The Three Stooges and early indications are that this might be the veteran director’s funniest movie.  The Will Ryder produced and directed movie will be distributed by Pulse Distribution.  

The movie is offered in classic 1930s black & white and also with an option for color giving fans the best of both worlds but Ryder prefers the old-school look of black & white.

“There’s just something extra special when you watch this in black and white so we give fans a choice,” Ryder stated from his office high above the intersection of Hollywood & Vine in the heart of Hollywood. 

Fans of The Three Stooges will instantly fall in love with this hardcore porn parody which harkens back to the early days of cinema when Columbia Pictures ran short feature subjects in movie theaters nationwide.  Larry, Curly and Moe became famous then and continue to be popular today which makes them such fantastic targets of the award-winning parody eye of Will Ryder.

The movie is nearly two hours long and the DVD is almost 4 hours containing extensive behind-the-scenes footage, a blooper real and the black & white or color options. 

A 10 person sex orgy is the climax of this 2012 ‘best parody contender’ which packs sex and comedy into what will be a heavily award-nominated movie come adult industry awards season.

The spoof stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

Not the Three Stooges XXX will be available in late April from Will Ryder Productions and distributed by Pulse Distribution.  Ask your favorite store or online seller to order it. 

For wholesale DVD sales contact Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com



 
 
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(Hollywood, CA) A porn parody of The Three Stooges is ruffling feathers nationwide as the movie trailer for Not the Three Stooges XXX has been temporarily banned by lawyers. 

“I’ve never seen anything like this before in my eleven years in the adult entertainment business,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder referring to a war-of-words between his own legal advisors and the company that owns the licensing rights for the actual Three Stooges.  Ryder seemed relaxed as he bit into a ham and cheese sandwich at Panera Bread in Studio City, California.

What is at stake could cut to the core of free speech so with that added responsibility and pressure, Will Ryder Productions has continued on with the business of releasing the parody movie via Pulse Distribution today.

"Will's conceptualization of the Three Stooges is dead on and without question falls within the definition of what a true parody is and should be,” stated attorney Michael Fattorosi.

“James Bartholet nails Curly and thankfully nothing else in this movie but for now the trailer is off limits for public viewing.”

Exactly why the trailer is being banned by the attorneys is unknown to Will Ryder but there is a volley of legal activity between the two camps. 

“This entire situation is quite exciting”, stated Robert Plarksi, the executive vice president of sales at Pulse Distribution who has been assigned the task of selling this movie. 

“We knew it would be a hot topic of conversation but to see it on shows like TMZ and talked about in such an unlikely place as the Hollywood Reporter is amazing but I really wish I had that movie trailer right now to show my customers online but the orders are coming in pretty darn good.” 

The Hollywood Reporter story can be read here  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/three-stooges-porn-parody-314151

The movie’s first non-sex trailer was set to go up on YouTube a while ago but has been restricted by the lawyers for undisclosed reasons.  Ryder is anxious to hopefully get the green-light to show the movie trailer because he knows that porn fans want to see it.    

In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  With smoking hot sex scenes including a 10 person sex orgy, Not the Three Stooges XXX delivers equal doses of comedy and sex in a parody package. 

Not the Three Stooges XXX stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by AVN Director of the Year Will Ryder and is a parody.

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

This could be the porn movie-of-the-year for a number of incredible reasons. 

For wholesale DVD sales of this porn parody contact:
Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com


 
 
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(Hollywood, CA) An unscripted unplanned spontaneous orgy broke out on the set of Three Stooges XXX during the final hours of filming at a San Fernando Valley studio shocking crew members who couldn’t believe what they were witnessing. 

“I’ve been working on adult movie sets a long time but I’ve never seen anything like this,” stated Big Sean who was a gaffer on director Will Ryder’s crew. 

The hilarious and very sexual parody movie about the antics of The Three Stooges will be in stores April 17th from Will Ryder Productions just in time for the mainstream Hollywood release of the Farrelly Brothers movie about the Three Stooges but things like spontaneous orgies normally don’t happen on porn sets especially at two o’clock in the morning.

“It was a very long day and I thought the cast was extremely tired considering it was quite late,” Ryder recalled. 

“We were waiting on Tanner Mayes to arrive and were about to shoot a boy/girl sex scene on a big living room mansion set followed by a climactic dialogue scene when one thing led to another and before I knew it, the entire cast started to get-it-on with each other.”

“At first I didn’t know what to make of it and I almost stopped everybody but I kept my mouth shut because I could see that the cast was really horny. The boy/girl sex scene turned into a ten person orgy of soothing oral pleasure and intoxicating intercourse.  It was absolutely amazing.”

Among the participants was newcomer Callie Cyprus who Ryder describes as “a piece of sexual perfection.”  Cyprus easily had sex with a variety of porn studs and pretty girls who made love with the brunette beauty giving her an intense on-screen orgasm.

“Will Ryder asked me after if I really came or was I faking it and I told him I couldn’t have faked that. My legs were trembling,” Callie Cyprus remarked.     

“I could barely hold my camera steady because it was so hot and the girls were having sex because they wanted to,” Ryder recalled.

Joining Callie Cyprus was the pretty and very willing blond Mandy Armani, the sexy and eager-to-please Bailey Blue, blond teen newcomer Britney Young and the return of Danica Dillon getting plowed by Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Dick Chibbles, and Chad Diamond.

“I was half expecting our photographer to put his camera down and join in but thank God he didn’t.  Chris Charming luckily had already left for the day otherwise he might have impaled a few of the new girls on his twelve inches causing injury or psychiatric trauma.”

The storyline could be mistaken for one of the old Three Stooges Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s.  The stooges are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  The story and look of the movie is a picture-perfect parody of The Three Stooges but the orgy definitely was not.
  
 “I loved everything about this movie,” Callie Cyprus said.  “I know I’m new and all that but everybody was so cool and I love getting fucked so it really felt good.”

Three Stooges XXX is a parody and  Columbia Pictures, MGM, Screen Gems, Normandy Productions, Norman Maurer Productions, C3, ABC Television, Sony Pictures Television, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, the Farrelly Brothers, or the producers or directors of classic episodes including Jules White, Preston Black, Charly Chase or their survivors in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this XXX movie especially the orgy scene.

James Bartholet was busy in the basement fixing the mansion’s plumbing and missed the entire orgy.  “What the fuck just happened?”

The first movie trailer featuring the fun antics of The Three Stooges XXX will be released on March 27th and the DVD will be in stores April 17th from Will Ryder Productions.   

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(Hollywood, CA) Production is underway for the Three Stooges XXX an adult movie based on the hilarious comedy antics of the Three Stooges.  Will Ryder is directing the feature movie parody and so far is extremely happy with how the production is taking shape. 

“This is an insanely funny movie and the cast is remarkable,” Ryder said. 

The director has created some of the best-selling porn parodies of all-time including Not the Bradys XXX, Not Married with Children XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Charlie’s Angels, XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Bionic Woman XXX, Flight Attendants and the 2012 XBiz Best Parody-Comedy winner Beverly Hillbillies XXX which have made him a bona-fide hit maker.       

“Three Stooges could be one of the biggest movies I’ve ever made because it has such an immense built-in audience,” the director said from his headquarters in Hollywood.  The movie will hit stores April 17th.

A delicious treasure trove of gorgeous young starlets some of them making their feature parody debuts have been cast including Brandy Young, Callie Cyprus, Bailey Blue, Danica Dillan, Mandy Armani and a tantalizing return of Tanner Mayes.

Who exactly will be playing the stooges will remain a mystery until the first movie trailer is released. 

“You don’t want to mess too much with something as wonderfully iconic as Larry, Moe and Curley but just imagine these zany guys heavily involved with hot naked girls and you have a recipe for something wonderful and so far the script, cast and production have been fantastic.”

The storyline could be mistaken for one of the old Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.

The Farrelly Brothers have a mainstream movie about the Three Stooges hitting theaters in April and Will Ryder was shocked to learn they were copying his idea.

“Those funny bastards,” he quipped.    

Three Stooges XXX is a parody and  Columbia Pictures, MGM, Screen Gems, Normandy Productions, Norman Maurer Productions, C3, ABC Television, Sony Pictures Television, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, the Farrelly Brothers, or the producers or directors of classic episodes including Jules White, Preston Black, Charly Chase or their survivors in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this XXX movie.

For other Will Ryder directed movies check out www.sitcums.com